atissi:

museum gift shop: its that vase you saw

me:

museum gift shop: but really small

me: holy shit

boethiah:

hey, you, you’re finally awake. you were trying to post some nipples, right? walked right into that staff ambush, along with me and that pornbot over there 

zsnes:

the colonel: snake, if you get lost in the store, remember you can find me by pressing the action button to call my name. remember snake, i love you very much and you are my special boy. over and out.

snake: hrnn… thank you dad

crackheadcoded:

“drake?”

“yeah?”

“wheres youtube?”

if she’s YOUR girl, why’s she using MY crafting table?

tougeboy:

tb🥡